welcome to my kiwi zone!!!!!!!
☆≡.+:.🥝Eat More KiWi🥝.+:.ﾟ≡☆
whats the big deal about kiwi?
ermm listen... don't ask me cus i have no idea !!! but also like how yummy is a kiwi... i eat the whole thing skin and all (only bc my boyfriend is constanly telling me how all of the nutrional value is in the skin lalala blah blah) WAIT !! DID U THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BIRD ???? oh god no!!!!! please like ru kidding me !!!!!!! look how cute n sweet he is >w< i would literally pass out on the floor if i bit a bird. crunch crunch gasp. like he is literally just a round potato with a nose. i want to put him in my pocket and never let him see the cruel world. anyway my brain is fried ummm if u see him again plz give him a lil pat on the head for me...
ok now let's get serious...
i guess a page about kiwis should probably have some facts about kiwis... although many ppl believe they come from new zealand ... they are originally from china. they were known as the chinese gooseberry, but then in like the 50s new zealand rebranded them to kiwis to boost international exports... can u guess why they rebranded them to kiwis? yes !! bc they look just like the fuzzy brown bird. like i said before, u have to eat the skin!! its so weird at first but i've literally watched my boyfriend eat kiwis like they're apples.. LOL. the skin has 50% more fiber like that's where all the goodies are hiding. they also have more vitamin c than an orange (crazy!), as much potassium as a banana, twice the amount of vitamin e of an avocado, and it's super low in calories. are we talking like god fruit?? hellooo?! + they're cute!
KEEP IT REAL. EAT THE PEEL.
