welcome to my kiwi zone!!!!!!!
☆≡ﾟ.+:｡.EaT MoRe KiWi🥝.+:.ﾟ≡☆
whats the big deal about kiwi?ermm listen... don't ask me cus i have no idea !!! but also like how yummy is a kiwi... i eat the whole thing skin and all (only bc my boyfriend is constanly telling me how all of the nutrional value is in the skin lalala blah blah) WAIT !! DID U THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BIRD ???? oh god no!!!!! besides, that guy is a total freak !!! ugh okay. let me tell u about it. i was literally just minding my own business when out of nowhere... THIS MEANIE !! sprinted out of the bushes and kicked my ankle with its sharp little raptor toes >:( why was he so mad :( OH AND DID U KNOW THEY CANT EVEN FLY !!! A BIRD THAT CANT EVEN FLY YEAH I GUESS I WOULD BE MAD TOO IF I HAD WINGS AND COULDN'T USE THEM. |
ok now let's get serious...i guess a page about kiwis should probably have some facts about kiwis... although many ppl believe they come from new zealand ... they are originally from china. they were known as the chinese gooseberry, but then in like the 50s new zealand rebranded them to kiwis to boost international exports... can u guess why they rebranded them to kiwis? yes !! bc they look just like the fuzzy brown bird. like i said before, u have to eat the skin!! its so weird at first but i've literally watched my boyfriend eat kiwis like they're apples.. LOL. the skin has 50% more fiber like that's where all the goodies are hiding. they also have more vitamin c than an orange (crazy!), as much potassium as a banana, twice the amount of vitamin e of an avocado, and it's super low in calories. are we talking like god fruit?? hellooo?! |
KEEP IT REAL. EAT THE PEEL.
